kristin has been a bad kristin
I masturbated on the webcams with my bf yesterday then typed without washing my hands first... then my roommate used my laptop it was pretty priceless
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
His new girl is probably classy and boring. I bet she doesn't feed him sour patch kids while she wiggles his weiner.
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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