I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
Apparently I stole windex from the cab driver. Klepto Tom strikes again.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
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