Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
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Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
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I stopped for beer and woke up to a bird on my shoulder. I really need to stop drinking
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
I'm disproportionately drunk. But I also spelled disproportionately right twice so maybe I'm not that drunk
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