Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
Thank you for not boning my boss.
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
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