I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
I just found out my younger brother has me saved in his contacts as "Womb Primer" and I don't know what to do with this information
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
I rocked his world in the back of my car in an overly-lit, heavily trafficked parking lot. Middle age is amazing!
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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