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I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
We are planning a drunk snapchat treasure hunt for tomorrow, and the treasure is his penis, this is a game I'm not willing to loose.
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
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