I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
Somehow I magically turned down a threesome last night. On my birthday. You're a horrible wingman.
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
Is it really bad that my last patient offered to fuck my brains out if I gave her IV morphine...and I gave her my phone number and told her when my shift is over?
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
I'm super disappointed in my clit.