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I woke up this morning with "guy in polar bear j.crew boxers" written on my stomach along with a 5 digit phone number...

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(818): I woke up this morning with "guy in polar bear j.crew boxers" written on my stomach along with a 5 digit phone number... http://tfl.nu/xqo8

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The worst thing about having a parent with a prius is that they can walk in on you without any warning

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(949): The worst thing about having a parent with a prius is that they can walk in on you without any warning http://tfl.nu/sax1

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(918): View more from Oklahoma

My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...

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(918): My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it... http://tfl.nu/dlfs

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(231): View more from Michigan

I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.

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(231): I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends. http://tfl.nu/26nn

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(401): View more from Rhode Island

its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well

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(401): its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well http://tfl.nu/qkzl

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(330): View more from Ohio

Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list

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(330): Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list http://tfl.nu/ucvs

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(573): View more from Missouri

She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.

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(573): She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical. http://tfl.nu/zk2m

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(905): View more from Ontario

was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?

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(905): was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree? http://tfl.nu/357c

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(734): View more from Michigan

He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.

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(734): He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype. http://tfl.nu/lkww

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(443): View more from Maryland

The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.

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(443): The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook. http://tfl.nu/hkf6

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(269): View more from Michigan

I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class

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(269): I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class http://tfl.nu/65qj

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What are you doing St Patricks day? I'm banned from all work parties with open bar ever since the cinco de mayo party that I dumped a drink on my co-workers head and played air guitar on my boss' ankle cast.

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(310): What are you doing St Patricks day? I'm banned from all work parties with open bar ever since the cinco de mayo party that I dumped a drink on my co-workers head and played air guitar on my boss' ankle cast. http://tfl.nu/jj68

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(845): View more from New York

HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???

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(845): HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW??? http://tfl.nu/wpwb

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(434): View more from Virginia

Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.

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(434): Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority. http://tfl.nu/mqpz

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(704): View more from North Carolina

I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.

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(704): I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave. http://tfl.nu/v72z

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