oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
It's always a surprise to see what songs I shazamed and downloaded last night while we were drunk at the bar.
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
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These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
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I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
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