chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
im about as happy as oj after his trial
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
Pretty sure my boss knows there's Jack smell coming out of my pores right now... He just gave me a look...
if anyone asks you the platypus in my bathtub is a gift...thats all anyone needs to know
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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