I look better un-naked...
Considering last night's endeavors, I am going to hell 5 times over. 1 for puking on a hobo, 1 for laughing about it, and 3 for remembering it today and laughing about it sober
don't ever try to run hungover. just puked mid-run in front of an old couple that were going for a walk. they were horrified.
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
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We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
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Considering adding a large amount of vodka to my tomato cup-a-soup at work. Save me.
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
I recommend we watch the Super Bowl together and have celebratory sex if we win. Good news is I don't have a team I dislike so were guaranteed a win.
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
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