when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
In case you were wondering, taking me to see beauty and the beast in theaters would totally get you an unsolicited sloppy beej in the parking lot afterwards.
You should probably take note of that and make it happen.
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
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