We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
Working on an important paper into the wee hours of the morning, and every time I type the word "situation," I can't help but think of effing Jersey Shore. Those guidos are now ruining my academic life.
whoever says they hate hangovers just doesnt know how to embrace them. i'm eating a mashed potato sandwich and watching grind.
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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