I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
He's the equivalent of a body pillow and a dildo. But still funny. We have good pillow talk.
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
he kept a regular condom in his wallet just so he could comment on how it wouldnt fit before whipping out the magnums. i give him points for the build up
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
We don't have sex anymore. We both agree that the olympics are more important to watch. All day. Also i don't look good compared to the athletes...
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
Turns out the guy I peed on gave me a ride back to my dorm this morning.
You are a god.
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
Decided to stop by the store on my walk of shame. I must really look like shit, a six year old girl just walked up to me and said "my mommy wanted me to tell you Jesus loves you." Thanks kid.
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
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