so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
How am I so hungover that wearing sunglasses hurts my head?
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
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