he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
It took me 40.8 seconds to take a dump at her house, I know because I timed myself.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
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just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
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Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
He's not replying to my booty call. Like wtf. You have ONE PURPOSE IN LIFE.
You kept trying to make cocktails with my protein powder last night...
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
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