I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
My idea of sleeping together involves doing the Humpty Hump. Her idea of sleeping together focused more on being fully clothed on the opposite sides of a king sized bed.
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
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you had me at cake vodka
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
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I know you're aving fun across the room but I can clearly see you getting a handy. It's not as "low key" as she promised. Also, why are you texting while she's doing it?!
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
I can't possibly be the only person who has ever eaten Cheetos with a spoon to avoid the powder getting in my fingers
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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