Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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