If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
You may now shotgun with the bride
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
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