I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
If God's watching us, we might as well be entertaining
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
I swear to god if I have to repeat this to you one more mother fucking time I will flip fucking shit and acidic rain will pour down upon your mother fucking soul
I just need to get a little drunker before I realize I'm not straight
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
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