just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
captain cockblock got me again last night so i put a squirrel in his room and jamed the door shut
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
Blizzard, Hour 9: I'm 7 beers deep and have finished Ninja Turtles. I am listening to the NYPD and Nassau Fire Dept pipes and drums and writing new drum scores in my head, which I may or may not remember tomorrow
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
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