Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
this girl im hooking up with thought my ring was a purity ring... apparently im taking it too slow
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
She just dipped a dollar bill in her queso dip and almost ate it before I slapped it out of her hand, no more bar crawls..
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
last night I used snow as a chaser
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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