I think scott just propositioned me for sex
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
there is a ziplock bag over sangria in a wineglass in the fridge...classy?
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
I'm currently trying to figure out a way to fill the bathtub up with mashed potatoes so when he comes over he'll know what's about to hit him..
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