I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
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The stoned girl at the dining hall just handed me a single chicken wing and insisted that she's "unable to procure more rations"
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
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Pretty good. They took the stitches out but it still hurts like a bitch. The doctor says I should be off crutches by next week.
Well, that's good. Let's hope drunk you doesn't sabotage you.
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
How am i even supposed to meet his daughter? "Hi, Claire, I hear we have so much in common, like we both love your Dad and also we're almost the same age."
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
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