that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
The neighborhood kids rang the doorbell in the middle of my first bong rip to ask if they could use my trampoline for the thirtieth time today...I opened the door and pretended to puke up a shitload of smoke, I have never seen a more terrified group of children
I have grass duct taped all over my body
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
I wore a bird inflatable and still got laid. So there's that.
Are you really surprised she can't remember? That's like 50 people. I couldn't rattle off all 50 state capitols off the top of my head, you're bound to forget a few here and there
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
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