Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
And then you asked me why my legs were so thick and started measuring them with a ruler
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
1st date with cop went weird. He yelled at me & we had a horrible date. Walking to the car I tripped & started bleeding & then he made out with me. Is it wrong that I want to see him again?
THIS IS WHY YOU NEED THERAPY!
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
Randomize
