You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
My friends, they love my intelligence
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
I was sleeping pretty good until your cat pooped loudly. I dreamed that a full grown man was pooping on my ear. It startled me.
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
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