I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
i woke up with toilet paper straight tucked up in my underwear wearing a pizza sauce mustach. I dont think i got laid last night.
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
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Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
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So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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