I think I died a long time ago.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
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