I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
Pretty sure the purpose of joining wine clubs isn't to drink the 2 bottles they send you each month IN THE SAME NIGHT.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
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