she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
I'm gonna write a book. Almost Awesome: all the times I ALMOST got laid.
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
I am convinced you could sleep through the apocalypse and only wake up because youre hungry & want Dominoes
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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