i just wanna soil my oats bro
Fuck. I have a girl here waiting on me in my room! I told her I was going to get a drink of water... I'm in the bathroom taking a dump... I have mudd butt bad... There's NO toilet paper!!
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
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I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
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In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
He? As in you personified your dick?
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
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