did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Standing here next to my mom talking to my friend trying to act like he doesn't sell me E every weekend.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
Oh god I think I promised some guy from high school that I'd be his fuck buddy in like 3 months
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
i woke up this morning from the best one night stand. i made the guy mickey mouse pancakes for breakfast and when i walked back into the bedroom he said "marry me"
Lobby closes at 2 AM on Thursday, but everyone walking still wants food... I could run a "Taco Bell Taxi" when I clock off at 2 and charge a dollar to give drunks a ride through drive thru.
Someones thought of a way to afford tuition.
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