Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
For a whole 2 minutes you were convinced you were talking to my voicemail
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
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Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
I bought a dress specifically for face plant durability... this is how serious I am about my drunk status this weekend
I'm over this relationship. I'm just going to get drunk all day, wake up in a puddle of my own vomit again, and go on with my life
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I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
I can't tell if the dead thing in the yard is a deer or the guy I slept with last night...
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
I came in like 30 seconds, and my dog got to watch me take the walk of shame to the bathroom to clean up. All in all, not my best performance.
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
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