DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
So the coke mirror was perfectly angeled at my face right when i woke up this morning. I now know how I'd look on intervention.
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
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It's like a puppy that we have to take care of at all times or else she'll get sad, lonely, and chew on the furniture. And by 'chew on the furniture', I mean have anonymous sex.
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
That girl from the bar sent me a text saying that she wants to wear my cock as a hat. A cock hat. Is that good or bad?
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
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You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
Well my normal tinder strategy of "Will I have sex with her when I'm sober" has been paying off
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
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