I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
I woke up and someone had put toast at my feet. I was SO. HAPPY.
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
My life is a joke. Told everyone last night that they could call me Mrs. McCormick because I'm gonna end up alone with a handle of peach vodka anyways.
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
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