Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
how do we leave politely?
Tell them I'm going into labor. I will spill a beer and tell them m water broke.
bro...we were banging on her floor and her dog walked in and started licking my balls
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
fun fact of the day: the man setting up my checking account at my bank has thrown up on my front lawn.
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
Whats spookier? Halloween or waking up to a drunk text from your ex telling you how awesome you are at 2am
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