i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
when I forget a girls name in bed I ask her her middle name then tell her i'm gonna call her that from now on
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
someone just drove by blasting livin on a prayer and threw like 6 bagels out the window... was it you?!
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
I got drunk off three vodka cranberry’s and told him to “WWE raw dog me.” Fucking kill me.
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