Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
some girl just asked me if I was that guy that hooked up with nine girls in one night. officially a local celebrity. gonna try and autograph her boobs.
ALSO, bringing a stapler to the bar is a good idea
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
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