her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
ha- omfg whatt the fuck is wrong w me. Alcohol+third cousins= bad decisions
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
Squirrels and blue jays and dove-like things. They're just frolicking around in my backyard. I wanna be like them.
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
Just erased 'masturbate' from my mental To-Do list because I've got too much stuff to do. I hate adulthood
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
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