Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
did you just send me my own nude
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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