Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
Apparently it costs $70 to clean vomit off the side of our apartment building.
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
Him cheating on his girlfriend resulted in a $1500 hospital bill from repeated blows to his testicles by my ass. They diagnosed his pain as "testicle trauma". Sex karma at it's finest.
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
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