I just made out with a guy for $7.
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
Truelife: I made out with my ex-boyfriend's girlfriend this weekend. Thank you Captain Morgan...
Was she wearing cherry chapstick??
No. Life's not always a fairytale.....
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
He gave me an elaborately handwritten invite (on a bar coaster) back to his place and whispered in my ear 'i have ping pong'. And he said byob. fuck THAT.
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
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