before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
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Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
You were in your third change of clothes, and I found you in my driveway passed out with my dog's food bowl. You win.
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
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The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
Ugh it's 2016, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
That Spanish guy who looks like Ben Affleck from that club we went to 3 weeks ago is still texting me.. He clearly doesn't remember what I look like.
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