Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
Remind me never to smoke before babysitting again. Ate an entire bottle of children's gummy vitamins.... not an easy thing to explain to parents.
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
What do you bring to an "I'm getting divorced party?"
.......Shattered dreams and tequila?
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
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