At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
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He said I came instead of I'm coming. I wonder if he noticed my state of confusion when I stopped blowing him.
Wasn't he an English major?
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
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I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
If you need me I'll be getting drunk in a chewbacca onsie like a real adult.
I still don’t believe you, the dog DID NOT tear down the shower curtain and shit on the floor.. we found you in the fetal position in the bathroom holding your tequila gun. It was you!
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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