I feel like I'm in dance class right now
i just realized Britney Spears and I are more alike than I thought. Both of us have our parents in complete control of our lives, we both have restraining orders on previous boyfriends, and we all know both of us can put on a hell of a show
my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
I'm going to rape someone's good day.
some girl just asked me how to spell unconscious. I really want to know what she was texting.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
I added our drug dealer to the quickbooks software babe, he is listed under vendor's as an expense category... money management is such a bitch...
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