question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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