what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
There's a knife in my toilet. And I meant to ask you last night if you got a hair cut?
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
You ran the halls of the dorm naked handing out condoms. You were the sex fairy. Best you can do if you're not getting laid.
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