I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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