I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
You were walking around with a baby carrier pretending your vodka was a baby. You tried to get pictures on santas lap
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
I just had to explain to a 5 year old why I had fuzzy handcuffs hidden in a macaroni box under my bed.
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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