My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
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