How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
Ew. He is mine. We all know that if he has a mid-life crisis and decides to sleep with a student, I AM THAT STUDENT. She's not friends with him on FB. Reassuring.
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
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