Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
Sitting next to a retarded hot married man on the plane, I got 6.5 hrs to homewreck this shit.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
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I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
I went out in a blaze of glory. I failed the field sobriety test by saying ABCD FUCK YOU.
A zombie called me motorboat central while participating in an auction to motorboat my tits. he then proceeded to propose, insisting that he makes alot money.
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
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I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
It makes showers more interesting trying to drink a gin and tonic and keep soap out of my eyes at the same time.
You need to calm down.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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