I would go down on you faster than GM stock
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
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She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
no more duck duck goose at the bar
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
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He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
Well would you like to come over anyway? I will be wearing sweatpants and disappointment. Also, I have Jack Daniels and I've managed to get drunk in under half an hour. But my boobs look awesome.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
I figure blowing aggressively into a harmonica is better than screaming, "GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME YOU SOCIOPATHIC SUCCUBUS" to my sister, in the middle of an auditorium, during my mothers college graduation ceremony.
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
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