Fuck appropriateness.
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
I got a second ticket last night for drunkly using my one call to order a pizza and get it delivered at the police station
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I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
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I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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