He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
Umm went to talk to a client ended up seeing his semi erect penis. This is my life.
You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
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Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
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I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
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