I just remembered that last night when we tried to walk off the spins you said "pretend i'm your pet dinosaur" so i walked you around on an invisible leash while you made t-rex hissing noises.
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
Fuckbuddy couldn't meet, so she's trying to find a substitute to come fuck me. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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