i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
I feel like strippers are like dogs, the more you show you're terrified the faster they come at you.
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
Happiness is having a 12 hour day thinking that there are only 2 beers in the fridge when you get home, but then finding 8. Fuck you Monday, this week I won.
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
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