her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
When my alarm went off, he rolled over and asked me: Bacon or dick? Yes, I will see him again.
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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