Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
Do you think I threw out my left shoulder during the keg stand or the stripper pole? It's medically relevant my chiropractor wants to know.
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
I just slammed another champagne, swaggered over to her, pointed across the room at the 20 y/o lacrosse player and whispered loudly, "I brought that one for YOU." I'm getting a raise.
And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!
They have beer where we have blood.
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
I'm worried my dog collar isn't going to come in time. I might be trying on dog collars at PetSmart next week. That could get awkward.
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
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