I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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