Drunk x Brooklyn = problems getting home. If I don't make it you can have my computer and my bitches. You're welcome.
I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
After you took the handle off the bathroom door I had to coach the Scottish guy sitting on the toilet, throwing up in his own lap, how to put his pants back on. Yes, I think he won the drinking game.
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all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
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What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
Weird thing is that's not the first time I've been felt up by a Santa. Happens every year
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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